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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"