However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.