What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.