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What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!