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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"