What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"