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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

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How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"