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What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.