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What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

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Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.