What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

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What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.