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What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!