What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.