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What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.