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What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal?

AudiO's

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!