What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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A Pastatute

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What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents