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What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.