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What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.