Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.