What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture