Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Midjitsu!

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They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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You only get paid in tips.

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A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.