Midjitsu!
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Jiu Jitsu.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
Shortbread.
