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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.