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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.