Because they never run from nothin but the police
Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.
Neither one of them get r/dadjokes
They both sang at the police.
Because he's not a rat.
Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*