Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!