They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Water.
Jockey and Jill!
Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.
Because it was being driven by a woman
Kobe beef
Depends on who wrote the script.
A bilingual chicken
An animal that grows down as it grows up!
Because they don't want a man lost!
Tanks for the memories"!
By hare (air) mail.
On the Inkernet.
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **
Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.