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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel