How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.