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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.