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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.