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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease