How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.