April Sale - 20% Off

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Previous Random Joke Next

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.