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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease