What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Girl Track Team Jokes More Girl Track Team Jokes

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.