What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Flush

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What is another word for a python?

A mega-bite!

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....