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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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