Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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An RPG

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.