What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.