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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach