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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.