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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.