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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.