How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes?

Removed

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Top post on /r/Jokes.

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What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.