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When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)
Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Because they're extinct
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
Claude Balls
Sub-standard.
The inevitable comment from
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.