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The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
This is no joke.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
He heard boys' pants were half off.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
It's over, man.
WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...
What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?
A pretein
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
