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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

Removed

What do you do after making too many cheese puns on r/jokes?

Goudaff Reddit.

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

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Why did you burn that building down?

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