What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello