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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What's the most political particle?

Rons

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus