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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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What's the most political particle?

Rons

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

Fetus deletus!

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus