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What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.