What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet