What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.