Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!