How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire