What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

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Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

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What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

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Zikachu.

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.