What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that