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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Philosophy Student Jokes More Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes