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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?