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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Philosophy Student Jokes More Philosophy Student Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.