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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Philosophy Student Jokes More Philosophy Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets