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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Philosophy Student Jokes More Philosophy Student Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?