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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair