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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.