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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.