What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.