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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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