The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Because baggers can't be choosers.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.
They have a lot of patients
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
A nun only serves one God.
Happy new ears Eve!
Patient: She's out of town.
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
