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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."