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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween