Because her husband had a hollow weenie
With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
The spelling Teehee
Don't bite any witches!
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.
Because he has a hollow-weenie