Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween