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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.