What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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