What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!