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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.