What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato