What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.