How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...