What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.