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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur