What did the leper give to the whore?

A tip

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Whores?

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What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".