What did the maggot say to another?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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Joint custardy

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What did the maggot say to another?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one!