What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Maggot Jokes More Maggot Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one!

What did the maggot say to another?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!